I have interest in getting a benz for myself through yahoo yahoo but i heard it involves ritual killings. Please is it possible to do yahoo without using female pants or any of the likes?
Starting a yahoo yahoo business is not the problem, being able to survive with the business is the focus you should have.
I think you just need to build up a system of getting your clients that is far from the ideal yahoo boys, G boys pattern.
people are getting used to the olden days pattern and are getting wise, so my brother; if you are gonna get someone to maga, the best thing is to come out with a unique strategy that works.
But Hei! why don’t you channel that same energy you want to waste on yahoo job and do something great with it. I mean to say, if you are smart enough to scam people, you are likely smart to be great in marketing.
Am a fan of legit money. The kind of wealth you can proudly shout “#30 billion in your account” and no one will doubt its source because they know you are real.
Not only you, A lot of people are eager to learn how it works and, as a result of that, they search Google everyday for stuffs like:
- Learn how to be a Yahoo boy
- Yahoo boy orientation
- How to start a Yahoo boy career
- How to become a successful yahoo boy
and the funniest one is “how can i buy benz with panties?”
I don’t do yahoo but the below article I lifted from Naijahomebased could be of help, you can visit the site for more info
How to become a Yahoo boy:
Yahoo Yahoo is form of business; and just like every other business, you need to invest certain money to buy the gadgets you need to get started.
And, when I say gadgets, I don’t mean an incomplete set. You need virtually all the gadgets I’ll be mentioning in a few lines.
What are those gadgets?
1. Get a good Laptop
First, you need to own a laptop if you want to become successful Yahoo guy. Otherwise, you’ll find it extremely difficult to do certain important things one is only capable of doing on Laptops.
Olamide Bado is or was able to pull off his own Yahoo boy without laptop. nevertheless, I can assure you that you very much need a laptop to become a very successful yahoo boy.
And not just any laptop. You need one with a good firmware. And I can’t recommend any other than Apple laptops.
I love the Windows OS and how they’ve improved on latest versions. However, one must still admit that the Mac is by far the most protected.
Furthermore, Apple laptops tend to have longer batter lives, which will come in handy considering the fact that the Nigerian power supply is still very much in jumbles.
2. Get a good Smartphone
Even after getting a laptop, you still need a mobile phone. Reason is, you don’t need to waste any minute. You need to respond to clients messages fast.
And what if you’re somewhere, maybe in a park or cinema relaxing?
This is why you need a mobile phone.
Again, I recommend an iPhone or iPad. They have better firmware than any other devices you can think of.
The reason you need devices with good firmware is so that you won’t get tracked, hacked or cracked by anyone interested in your downfall.
You wouldn’t want a short-lived success, would you?
3. Get Steady internet connection
A good internet connection is one of the most essential requirements to becoming a Yahoo boy. If you stay in a location that is not 3G+ enabled, then you’ve got to reconsider your decision.
You don’t want to be in the middle of an important conversation with a client and then all of a sudden your network begins to disappoint.
It’s a huge turn off for clients. Personally, I wouldn’t appreciate chatting with someone who replies my messages with more than 10 minutes time lag, especially when I have to deal with that for every message I send.
You need a good network, more so if you claim to live in the city. A person that stays in the city cannot keep complaining of poor network. Bad network is totally un-city-like.
Although you may be able to beat your way around that, you wouldn’t want to give your clients so many clues.
The reason I’ve insisted on you getting those three aforementioned gadgets is that you must never use a cyber café. If you do, you are on your road to failure.
Ask the people that have been there. Cyber cafés are unsafe places. A second computer might be able to see what you’re doing, might be able to check your browsing history, and might end up tipping off anyone interested in seeing you fail.
If you don’t have those three gadgets above, then don’t even think of becoming a yahoo guy.
You will only end up having just yourself to blame.
4. Get a VPN
A virtual private network (VPN) enables users to send and receive data across shared or public networks as if their computing devices were directly connected to the private network. In other words, VPN encrypts your network, thereby increasing the security of the data you transmit over the net.
Or, in Lehman’s terms, VPN hides your IP address or switch to the one you desire.
There are free VPNs on the net; however, they limit so much functionalities with their free plans.
Henceforth, you might be required to purchase one of the premium plans in order to enjoy the full package.
5. Learn English
If you already have the ability to communicate and write effectively in English, good for you. But if not, then you have to improve before you even think of starting Yahoo! Yahoo!
Your ability to communicate and write effectively isn’t a gadget and it isn’t something you can purchase and own overnight. It’s something you have to develop.
Needless to say, the ability to write and communicate effectively is one of the most essential requirements to becoming a Yahoo boy.
How in the world will you win over clients if you can’t construct simple grammar?
Let’s assume my writing has been extremely poor since you started reading this article. Would you have carried on with it?
Similarly, anyone who really wants to become a Yahoo boy must have the ability to keep people engaged in conversations.
I get turned off by women with poor grammatical constructions. And I’m certain I’m not the only one with that mentality.
Statistics have it that men find women who can communicate effectively more attractive. Similarly, women find men who can communicate effectively extremely attractive.
I’m certain you want to present yourself attractive to your clients in every sense.
If you’re not so good in English, have no fear. make use of the resources on the internet that help with grammar construction.
Grammarly is one of them.
6. Get a foreign phone number
Yahoo boys usually claim to be from the US, UK or any other developed countries. Because people tend to hold citizens of those countries with high regards.
Now, if you choose to be someone from the USA, you must take note that every country have an Area Code.
In essence, you can’t tell me you’re from the USA and when you call me, I’ll notice +234, which is obviously the Nigerian Area Code.
It’s easy to get a foreign phone number using several android apps. One very popular app for getting a foreign phone number is TextPlus. Just search for that on Google PlayStore.
Those are the six most important things you need to start a Yahoo boy career. Other petty requirements include knowing where the ABCs are on the keyboard and having a good sense of humor.
Without further ado, let’s get to the main reason you clicked to read this post.
- How to become a successful yahoo boy in Nigeria